Bittersweet chocolate Pudding with a nice almond, whip cream topping… with a luscious raspberry sauce waiting below…

we’ll start off with an easy one… who can guess what im eating now?

hell rrtwwet… i mean retweet the dang thing with #whatamieating and tell me… #whatamieating? (maybe i should start proof-reading these things … dang)

The couch. ear rubbing, fur, sniffing, ‘good boy’ -ing… it starts.

yeah…

the dog equivalent to a purr. a puppy purr… so we spend time our together.

love this guy.

Also, a lot of soldiers get nautical stars for the same reason… protection. It is a symbol of protection and guidance. Suddenly finding myself on my own… and starting over – I could use a little extra protection. not too ashamed to admit that.

And let’s say a case could be made that my nautical star tattoo, or a tattoo of any star for that matter, would be a symbol of guidance. as time passes, maybe my nautical star will represent the direction of my life, as in… for those of us who are not sailors but still need guidance.

Some say that if the nautical star is pointed upwards they have a higher outlook on life and so on. I’m still not sure which way my tattoo is pointing but then…

For me, the meaning of my Nautical star is to create my own path, but maybe use the stars as a guide when I’m am lost or… scared. or alone.

I was so impressed with Stretch at Saints and Sinners Tattoo… i made an appointment for next month. I think I’ll let stretch have the “stretch” of canvas across my shoulders. He seemed like just what I didn’t realize I was looking for in a new tattoo artist. serious. focused. oh… and I only gave this for direction:

two words: Pig and BBQ. about the size of a pork shop.

so we’ll see what Stretch comes up with…

but just 5 minutes in and two things strike me. one: the girl was in on the water truck poisoning. and two…

who eats breakfast in a lacy low cut bra? i dont care if it IS 1987

so we’re going to watch this in real time… and nine minutes in… TWO roofiedd? um, roof’d? ah… slipped a Mickey? (how old is that?) but two hoes hit the floors.

it is surprising how long it takes to get back to the plot: poisoning water shit… its 22 mins in and all ive got i an empty beer glass and a minor prostitute blackmail thing… ugh

“what is what” – great quote…

i admit the 23 minute in WTF is great as well as the first group murder. and then theres… 30 minutes in. oh boy

the hands are great. best part of the reveal. even though they reuse it later. and toxic dumping is creating the zombies… oh no!

There is an attempt to use music to add emotional tension to a scene but the subtlety is lost. heavy bass! oh no… zombie traffic stopper!!

jesus, she bit his dick off!? why? was that necessary? im mean really… ewwww dick biting. ojr movie is controversial… blah blah

let’s slow it down… sex it up. deal? “is that all? “…. dude she ain’t all that?! sexy time interrupted by zombies… haha face.

wait, why are the zombies swimming in the pool?? just walk around? and damn? did he finish like in… three minutes? LOL

and its 49 minutes in for the omnipresent “oh shit! ” shot! dude’s hand… nasty. buy then again his wife’s voice is unbearable. oh she would get on your last nerve.

time out. time out. hold up… wait stop. no. no. did she say 100,000 prostitutes in France? holy shit! why am i reacting this way? is that a lot? i dont know?

(ugh the neighbors came home. ugly fuckers)

so now it has… ugh. slowed to a numbing crawl. the motorcycle guy. confession. don’t care. ugh. Where’s my beer?

so again, the emerge. well done. gets you back in the film… oh wait… the supple breasted hooker us impatient?? Screw that… she doesn’t have a day planner!!

goddamn. that’s shy? a pussy stabbing? so why? not even central to the plot… a waste really. its at this point you begin to wonder… was the reason they went that far was because the central story sucked ass otherwise!??!

What The Fuck!? just happened in the shower?

money money money MONEY!

no no no wooohh woah nono no no NO! these dead ass zombie bitches did NOT just casually get into this car? ohhhh…. HELLLL YEAHHHH!!!!

wait. what? that was the end? dammit car crash… random chanting. no logic? fuck it. stupid ending.

Lately I’ve taken to teasing him by calling him “Old Man.” He doesn’t seem to mind. But its true. He moves slower. Sleeps a little more… (maybe then again… maybe not) – but he is still the most handsomest boy in the whole word. Daddy said so… and he means its.

Camden Kane, King of the Dane

the one thing who was there for me for over five years. my best friend. he’s dying.

i look at him. he lifts his head to meet my gaze. i wonder if he knows. how could he?

he sleeps. he cries. and i’m powerless to stop. stop the projecting. stop the personalization. to imagine. real or otherwise. i feel like he knows. and he cries. not for himself and his own mortality. but for me. because he might know what this is doing to me.

but inside, i know. i know that in reality he doesn’t. he doesn’t know that he’s dying. he only knows that he feels the pain. i’d like to hope that the pain he feels is just a fraction of what is crushing me right now. the pain.

inside the void. Its nothing but pain. empty inside but nothing but pain remains.

i never imagined i could feel this much pain. inside.

Primo Colon & Epico Colon (w/ Rosa Mendes) vs. Jey Uso & Jimmy Uso vs. Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd (WWE World Tag Team Titles): it is the one match that is totally under promoted. Most likely a dark match that doesn’t even make it onto the PPV. So… as such… I have no idea.

Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounous vs. Beth Phoenix & Eve Torres: the big story coming into this match is the state of Maria Menounnous. The leading story is that she has broken ribs from training for Dancing with the Stars. So Kelly Kelly has to carry the bulk of the load so… yeah, it will be short.
prediction: Beth Phoenix and Eve Torres – who later get killed by Karma.

Randy Orton vs. Kane: I’ve all but given up on watching Friday Night Smackdown. So… I don’t care.
prediction:  Kane kills Orton.

Team Teddy (Booker T. Huffman, Santino Marella, Zack Ryder, Kofi Kingston, R-Truth & Great Khali w/ Hornswoggle vs. Team Johnny (David Otunga, The Miz, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Mark Henry & Drew McIntyre w/ Vickie Guerrero): the only thing here for me to focus on is who is going to mist benefit from a win. In my mind, I’d like to think they’ve been building towards a big David Otunga push. If not… then this entire thing is a waste of our time.
prediction: Team Johnny

Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show (WWE Intercontinental Title):  the big story here has been Cody Rhodes embarassing Show for weeks now with clips of his past Wrestlemania moments. Nothing more than that… kinda of hollow compared to the many storied angles that have culminated at Wrestlemania.
prediction: I hope Show in a huge squash.

Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus (Smackdown World Title): as much as I admire Danial Bryan… I dont see him winning here. Don’t.
prediction: Sheamus

C.M. Punk vs. Chris Jericho (WWE Heavyweight Title): this is the match I wwant to see the most. CM Punk is my hands away favorite wrestler right now. So of course I’d like to see him retain his title. And I do think he will.
prediction: CM Punk

The Undertaker vs. Triple H (Hell In A Cell – Guest Referee Shawn Michaels):  the problem here for me at least, is… how do they top last year. For me, it was the most they could do. So I don’t know. But also… at the end of the day – I don’t think the Undertaker allows his streak to be ended by Triple H. I just don’t.
prediction: Undertaker.

The Rock vs. John Cena: the biggest problem I have here is what to think. Do I think they’ll do what is logically right for the business? Who knows. The Rock is not a full time guy. So why invest the value of a Wrestlemania win on someone who is rarely there. But I could see how something happens to prevent Cena from winning. Maybe its Brock Lesnar. Maybe its Batista. Both are rumored to be returning. SO it begs the question… what is right for the business? I don’t know. And I’ll also admit that I am a undercover Cena fan. I dig him. What can I say. Do I think he’ll win.. I don’t know.
prediction: Cena wins after turning hell. (I can hoep can’t I)

Controversial, outspoken and the most decorated tag team in Ring of Honor history, Mark and Jay Briscoe have earned the reputation as the most rugged team in ROH. In  Sandy Fork, Delaware, the Briscoe Brothers grew up and continue to work on one of the largest chicken farms in the state, where their work ethic was shaped. Jay Briscoe wrestled on the very first Ring of Honor show, The Era of Honor Begins; against Amazing Red while brother Mark was too young to compete.

Once they formed a team, the brothers went on to capture the ROH World Tag Team titles on six different occasions, the most of any team in history.  Legendary battles with teams like CM Punk & Colt Cabana, The Kings of Wrestling, The American Wolves, and most recently The All Night Express have defined the brutal fighting style of “Dem Boys”.  Mark and Jay make no excuses for their actions or words, which have continued to earn them respect in the sport but constantly land them in trouble with ROH officials.

Mark is the one with fewer teeth, which makes the choice of having him read the weather… on TV… even more perplexing. Be extra sure to watch the whole thing… especially when talk turns to lighten-ing-ing

Now that infographics are all the rage, Intel comes up with another fun way to stare at ourselves.

But is anyone silly enough to use this well done and strongly-branded… Intel-branded mind you, output for anything of merit?

Intel, which has catered to Facebook and Twitter users’ inherent narcissism before, is giving you a new tool for digital navel-gazing: an infographic that’s all about you.The chipmaker’s new “What About Me?” app culls info from your Facebook, Twitter and YouTube profiles to crank out a data visualization of your composite social media profile.

 

For instance, there’s a graphic that looks like a flower that tracks your interests based on what you tweet and write status updates about. There’s also a record of your most popular post ever and your most popular pic, your ratio of self-created updates vs. found information and “likes.”

 

Other data includes an assessment of your overall mood, your daily habits (night owl vs. early bird) and stuff you’ve recently talked about. Best of all for Intel, there’s branding on the bottom of the infographic, so if you share it with friends, Intel gets a plug.

via Intel Creates Infographic Generator That’s All About You on mashable.com

YEAH I MADE ONE!

(then i revoked all access for the apps…)

i love all of you. as much as I am capable.

“they won’t last long.” now I understand the marketing point they were trying to make but i think someone overlooked the obvious.

and today, i learned they were right all along… i survived.

my bathroom is clean. and it didnt kill me.

A corrupt judge handed Britney’s entire estate over to her alcoholic father after she refused to make good on her Illuminati Contract and they started placing people in her life to secretly slip drugs into her food, making her go out in public and creating the image that Spears was unstable. Once the Illuminati or CIA (because they both pull these stunts) makes an actor or singer looks unstable in the public and they put you all over TMZ.Com (which is a website funded by the CIA)-they are now free to murder you because they know that the public will simply think that you died of a drug over dose. These fake drug over doses are from the Illuminati and CIA 101 class. This is what they do.

Who Killed Whitney Houston? Death Was On Her & Illuminati Contract Expired.

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